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(Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies by E. Scruggs) Now listen to the words of the Great Star Mother, (Isis that is, Astarte, Cerridwen) "Now y'all listen up, 'cause I'd hate to be a bitch, (Skyclad that is, Great Rite, Cakes an' Wine) "If you wanna know my secrets, then look in your own hide, (That's right, listen to your heart. Y'all will come back now, y'hear?) Important: If this page annoys and upsets you, please carefully read this page before complaining to the webmaster. |
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